Fish and chip van hire, fried fresh at your event · London and the South East
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Film Set Catering for Crook Log events

From the first sizzle in the fryer to the last chip, a fish and chip van for the crew makes the food a highlight of your shoot in Crook Log.

  • Commercials and music videos
  • Location shoots
  • Stills shoots

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Film set catering for Crook Log events

Film set catering for your shoot in Crook Log

Schedules move, so a contact on the day helps and we’ll work around it. Typical bookings include stills shoots and wrap celebrations, serving pie and chips, cod and chips and mushy peas.

In Crook Log, access to base can be tight, so send us the route and restrictions. Everything is fried fresh at your shoot, never cooked in advance and left in a hot cabinet, and served the moment it comes out of the fryer.

Area
Crook Log (DA7, DA6, DA16)
Region
Greater London
From the fryer
Fish and chips, sausages, pies
On the side
Curry sauce, mushy peas and gravy
Quote
Quoted for your event
Updated
24 October 2026
A piece of battered fish, chips and curry sauce on a dark board

What a fish and chip van costs

Two events with the same numbers can cost different amounts, because of:

  • Your choice of menu
  • How easy the site is to reach
  • The day of the week
  • How long we serve

When you compare quotes, check what each one includes: hours, menu, travel, minimum charge and VAT. Our quotes spell it all out.

Getting an accurate quote

The more we know about your shoot, the better we can plan. Please include:

  • Access details such as gates and narrow lanes
  • A photo of the parking spot
  • Dietary needs, with numbers
  • The venue or postcode

We quote for each event separately, so the price fits what you actually need. To ask for one, use our quote form.

Planning a shoot in Crook Log

Crook Log is about 3 miles south-east of Plumstead, in Greater London. Crook Log is well within our area, so your shoot just needs a date, a spot for the van and a serving time. We take the van to 764 places in Greater London. Our bookings stretch from Crook Log to London (about 10 miles away).

Within reach of Crook Log are historic houses such as Red House (within half a mile south-east) and Danson House (within half a mile south-west). If you are shooting at a historic house, the van will need a base agreed with the property.

For shoots in DA7, DA6 and DA16, we just need to know where the van can park and roughly how many crew. Whether your shoot is on Bean Road, Lion Road and Alers Road or anywhere nearby, we can park up and fry there. If your venue is just outside Crook Log, we also cover Upton (1 mile east), Bexleyheath (1 mile east), Welling (1 mile west), Blendon (1 mile south) and Bexley (1 mile south). We also serve nearby towns such as London (10 miles west), City of Westminster (13 miles west), Marylebone (12 miles west), Kensington (14 miles west), St Pancras (11 miles north-west) and Shoreditch (10 miles north-west).

Other landmarks nearby include Bexley Hospital (under half a mile south-east) and Bexley Museum (1.7 miles south-east). Open spaces near Crook Log include Summer Hill and Wansunt Pit.

  • Local schools include Bexleyheath Academy (0.8 miles east) and St Columba's Catholic Boys' School (1.4 miles south-east)
  • Pubs nearby include The Crook Log Public House (less than half a mile south-east)
  • Parks and local facilities nearby include Colyers (2.2 miles east)
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Diets, allergies and planning

Good planning keeps every guest safe and happy. Try these:

  • Name a contact in the production office
  • Flag any coeliac crew
  • Send the unit base address and directions
  • Agree how the base is left

We take our used oil and waste with us.

Cover near the hatch helps on wet days.

Occasions we serve in Crook Log

It lifts the crew.

Whatever the occasion in Crook Log, a chip van is a crowd-pleaser. We’re frequently booked for:

  • Event crews
  • Wrap parties
  • Period dramas on location
  • Crew lunches at base

For cast and crew travelling by train, Bexleyheath station serves Crook Log directly.

Comparing caterers

  • The cancellation terms
  • What the price includes, item by item
  • Any travel, parking or access charges
  • The van’s size and access needs

Choosing a fish and chip van

Should I sort the food myself?

Collecting fish and chips for a crowd yourself is possible, but it’s hard work. By the time you’ve queued, paid and driven back, the batter has gone soft. With a van, it is fried on the spot.

For a small group, making your own food can work. For bigger numbers, a van makes life easier, and nobody has to miss the shoot.

Common questions in Crook Log

What’s the nearest station to Crook Log?

Bexleyheath station, in Crook Log itself.

Could you trade in Danson Park?

Only if the landowner, normally the council, allows it. Check with them first, and tell us what they say.

Do we need to provide equipment?

All the cooking happens in the van. Tell us about power, water and bins at the site and we’ll confirm what we need.

Do you cover Crook Log?

We do. We serve events in Crook Log and across Greater London. Tell us your date and we’ll check availability.

What if lunch moves?

Schedules move, and we plan for it. A contact on the day is all we need.

Can you park on the road outside?

Only in a legal space, or with the council’s permission. Check with your council first.

Is the fish gluten-free?

Our battered fish contains gluten, because standard batter uses wheat flour. Let us know about coeliac crew in advance, and we’ll be straight with you about what’s possible.

Where do you take the van?

London and South East England: Kent, Surrey, East and West Sussex, Hampshire, Berkshire, Bucks, Oxfordshire and the Isle of Wight.

How it works

Changes on the day are fine: we can start a little later or slow the pace to suit your shoot. Winter shoots near Crook Log chase the light, which goes at about 3:50pm in December, so lunch at base is often in daylight but a wrap meal is not.

  1. It starts with the unit base, dates and numbers.
  2. We check the route and the unit base and send a price.
  3. We agree the van’s position and arrival with the location manager.
  4. We serve hot from the hatch when lunch is called.
  5. We pack up straight after service and leave the base tidy.

How to prepare

  • Send us final numbers and any allergies in good time
  • Keep space clear for crew at the hatch
  • Think about a gazebo by the van in case of rain

Ask for a quote

Every quote is worked out for your event. Give us your date first, and we’ll confirm whether we’re available that day.

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Planning help

Food your guests will love

Pie and chips

For a heartier option, there is pie and chips, perfect with gravy.

Haddock and chips

Haddock has loyal fans: a firmer flake and a sweeter taste. Tell us if you’d like to offer it.

Why choose a fish and chip van in Crook Log?

Takeaway rarely reaches a location hot. The van cooks on site. There is no one-size-fits-all price for a fish and chip van. A short service and a long afternoon’s trading are very different bookings. We set everything out in your quote.

What you get with us

  • Rain does not stop the fryers
  • Nothing for you to cook or clear
  • Events in Crook Log and across Greater London
  • The classic sides: peas, curry sauce and gravy

See our prices page and what a fish and chip van costs.

Working with your venue

For larger numbers, tell us how long you have for food, so we can plan how to keep the queue short. Sending people up in groups helps.

If your event is in a public place, such as a park or a street, check what permission you need first. Ask the council or landowner early.

  • Fried fresh to order in the van at your event
  • Cod, haddock and chips, sausages and pies
  • The van comes to you: homes, venues, workplaces and fields
  • Served at the time you choose, from the hatch

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