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Hampshire · England

Film Set Catering in Neatham

A menu everybody knows: fish and chips, sausages and pies, with mushy peas, curry sauce and gravy. Film set catering in Neatham.

  • Crew treats on long shoot days
  • Outside broadcasts
  • Unit base lunches

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Film set catering in Neatham

Perfect for your shoot in Neatham

It lifts the crew on a tough day.

Here are some of the occasions we serve around Neatham:

  • Crew morale days
  • Crew lunches at base
  • Live events and broadcasts
  • Location shoots

Within reach of Neatham are historic houses such as Bentworth Hall (4.8 miles west) and Hall Place (4.9 miles west). Historic houses are popular locations, and most set strict rules for vehicles, so plan the unit base with locations.

What your quote should include

  • Allergen information for each item
  • The cancellation terms
  • Whether travel is included
  • Whether VAT is included

15 questions to ask before booking

Film set catering for your shoot in Neatham

We need a level, firm spot at base, and a clear route in. Whether it is wrap celebrations and seaside shoots, we’ll put together a menu of mushy peas, haddock and chips and sausage and chips and more.

Rural locations near Neatham can be a long way from food, so lunch at base matters. You will know what’s included before you book: serving times, the menu and anything else agreed.

Location
Neatham (GU34)
Region
Hampshire
From the fryer
Cod, haddock, chips, sausages, pies
On the side
Gravy, mushy peas, curry sauce
Quotes
Contact us for a quote
Updated
24 October 2026
Fish and chips served hot in a takeaway tray

How the day works

Service is quick: everything is handed over hot from the hatch, and people can eat where they like. Afterwards we pack up. Sunset in Neatham is about 8:55pm in late May, 9:20pm at midsummer and 7:05pm in late September; for early or late service, base needs lighting.

  1. We start with a few details about your shoot.
  2. We check the date and where the van will park, then send a quote.
  3. We agree timings, access and the parking spot.
  4. On the day, we park up and fry fresh for the crew.
  5. We serve from the hatch, then leave the pitch tidy.

Before we arrive

  • Make sure the van can get in
  • Let us know the serving time
  • Check the venue or landowner is happy for the van to park

Ask for a quote

A detailed enquiry gets a more accurate quote: where the van would park, how to get in, numbers and timings. Photos of the spot and the way in help. To send your details, send us your details through our quote form.

Tell us about your event

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For planners, venues and organisers

If you’re booking for a business, tell us how you’d like to handle the booking and payment, and we’ll explain how it works. We can work with your facilities team on access and timings.

Venues frequently have their own rules about outside caterers and vehicles: parking spots, arrival times and documents. Send us your venue’s requirements and we’ll work through them with you.

Should I sort the food myself?

Not sure whether to order in or book a van? Consider your numbers and how fresh you want it. Ask us for a quote and compare.

Ordering in from a local chip shop is an option. The problem is timing: big orders take a long time, and the food is cooling while it travels. A van cooks in front of your crew instead.

Allergies and dietary needs

With a little notice, diets are easier to plan for. We suggest:

  • Send allergies to us in writing
  • Name a contact in the production office
  • Collect diets and allergies with crew details
  • Update numbers if they change

Fewer choices mean faster service.

End the shoot with a chip van wrap.

About the food

Haddock and chips

Haddock is a little sweeter than cod, with a finer, firmer flake. It’s the traditional favourite in Scotland and much of the north.

Cod and chips

For many people, cod and chips is the definitive version. Cooked fresh at the hatch, it is hot, crisp and generous.

A fish and chip van or other catering?

For a crew lunch people will remember, a chip van is hard to beat in Neatham. Travel, tolls and charges such as ULEZ can affect the price, so it helps to give us the postcode.

Why us?

  • No kitchen, no crockery, no washing up
  • Hot food handed straight over
  • A van that becomes part of the event
  • No surprises in your quote

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What the van needs

No two venues are the same, so we ask about the spot and the way in when you get in touch. In general, we need:

  • Room for the crew to queue
  • A hardstanding spot at the unit base
  • A lit spot for dark mornings or evenings

If in doubt, send us a picture of the spot and we’ll advise before you book.

From the hatch

  • Cod and chips
  • Crew lunches
  • Haddock and chips
  • Sausage and chips
  • Pie and chips
  • Mushy peas

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Neatham for film and TV crews

Neatham is about 2 miles north-east of Alton, in Hampshire. Bookings in Neatham come in all shapes and sizes, but the plan is always the same: a level spot for the van, a time to eat and food fried to order. We take the van to 683 places across Hampshire, from the larger towns to small villages. Our nearest city page is Guildford, about 17 miles away.

Neatham is roughly 43 miles from central London, within easy reach for London-based crews. For cast and crew travelling by train, the nearest station is Alton station, about 1.3 miles south-west.

For shoots in GU34, we just need to know where the van can park and a serving time. We also bring the van to shoots in Holybourne (1 mile north-west), Wyck (1 mile south-east), Upper Froyle (1 mile north-east), Alton (2 miles south-west) and East Worldham (2 miles south). We also serve nearby towns such as Basingstoke (10 miles north-west), Farnborough (12 miles north-east), Fleet (9 miles north-east), Aldershot (10 miles north-east), Petersfield (11 miles south) and Yateley (13 miles north).

Well-known places in the area include Allen Gallery (1.6 miles south-west) and Alton Community Hospital (2.6 miles south-west). Open spaces near Neatham include Holybourne Hill.

  • Local schools include Treloar School (0.7 miles west) and Eggar's School (0.8 miles west)
  • Local pubs include White Hart pub (under half a mile west)
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Neatham: your questions answered

What’s the nearest station to Neatham?

The closest is Alton station, roughly 1.3 miles away.

Is Neatham close to London?

About 43 miles from central London, and we cover it as standard.

Do you do wrap parties?

Yes, and crews love it. Tell us the details.

What about crew who do not eat fish?

There is: sausages and pies, with chips. Tell us roughly how many to expect.

Can the van park on grass?

That depends on the weather and the ground. Tell us about it when you enquire, and we’ll advise.

Can the van come to base?

Yes, wherever locations agree; we’ll check the route.

How much is fish and chip van hire?

It depends on numbers, the menu, how long we serve and travel. Send us the details for a quote.

Can you feed supporting artists too?

Of course. Let us know total numbers.

  • Fried fresh to order in the van at your event
  • Cod, haddock and chips, sausages and pies
  • The van comes to you: homes, venues, workplaces and fields
  • Served at the time you choose, from the hatch

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