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Fish and Chip Van Hire for Loudwater events

A menu everybody knows: fish and chips, sausages and pies, plus mushy peas, curry sauce and gravy on the side. Fish and chip van hire in Loudwater.

  • Weddings, especially the evening
  • Staff lunches and team days
  • Visits to care homes and day centres

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Fresh fish and chips in Loudwater

FAQs for Loudwater

Do you come to venues in the Chilterns National Landscape?

Yes. Some venues there have rules about vehicles and ground, so check with yours. We will work to whatever the site needs.

Is Loudwater close to London?

Roughly 27 miles from the centre of London, and we cover it as standard.

What if the weather’s bad?

The weather does not stop the van, because the fryers are inside. Soft ground after heavy rain is the bigger issue, so have a hard-surface spot in mind.

Can you park on the road outside?

Only where it’s legal to park, or with a council parking suspension or road closure. Ask your council early.

Is there something for children?

Of course. Sausage and chips is a favourite with children. Include children in your numbers.

Do you do anything other than fish?

Yes: sausages and pies, with chips. Give us a rough idea of numbers.

How long does set-up take?

It depends on numbers and the service time. We confirm all the timings beforehand.

What can guests choose from?

Proper fish and chips, plus sausage or pie and chips. The sides are mushy peas, curry sauce and gravy.

Fish and chip van hire in Loudwater, fried fresh

You can keep it simple or plan it carefully: a van that serves as people arrive, or service at a set time. We’ll suggest what suits your event. Typical bookings include big birthdays and Fêtes, fairs and school events, with cod and chips, sausage and chips and pie and chips.

For a place the size of Loudwater, your own drive is often the best spot: no venue hire, and nobody stuck cooking. Let us know how the van reaches the house. Your quote spells out what’s included: the date, the service time and the menu, with no surprises on the day.

Location
Loudwater (HP10, HP11)
Area hub
Buckinghamshire
From the fryer
Cod and haddock, chips, sausages and pies
On the side
Gravy, mushy peas, curry sauce
Quote
Ask us for a quote
Page updated
24 October 2026
Fish and chips in a checked paper-lined basket

Can’t we just order from the chip shop?

DIY food keeps costs down, but the host spends the event serving. Booking the van means hot food and no stress.

A DIY buffet works for small groups. For larger numbers, or when you want hot food, a van takes the pressure off, and you get to enjoy the day.

Step by step

The van needs a level, firm spot it can drive onto, close to where people will eat, and we agree exactly where before the day. In Loudwater, the sun sets at about 9:25pm in late June and about 7:05pm in late September, so summer evening service is normally in daylight. For winter events, when it is dark by about 3:55pm, the van and the queue need lighting.

  1. It starts with your date, venue, numbers and serving time.
  2. We check availability and access and send a clear quote.
  3. On the day we arrive in good time, park up and heat the fryers.
  4. Everything is fried fresh and handed over from the hatch.
  5. Afterwards, we clear up and head off.

Getting ready for the day

  • Send us final numbers and any allergies in good time
  • Clear the route for the van
  • Get permission for the van from the venue

Getting a price

Every quote is worked out for your event. Give us your date first, and we’ll check availability right away.

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Why fried-to-order beats a buffet

A cold buffet is simple, but food sits out, and nothing’s hot on a cool evening. Fish and chips is fried to order and served hot. The price depends on numbers, the menu and how long we serve, plus travel and access. We quote for each booking individually.

Why Loudwater hosts choose us

  • Works on wet days as well as sunny ones
  • Fish and chips fried fresh on site
  • Quick service from the hatch
  • Classic food your guests already know

Read our pricing and what a fish and chip van costs.

What a fish and chip van costs

There are no hidden charges: the quote reflects:

  • The day of the week
  • Numbers
  • Service time
  • Cod, haddock or both

The cost per head generally falls as numbers rise, because the van, travel and set-up cost much the same either way. Give us your numbers and we’ll quote.

Getting an accurate quote

You do not need everything decided to ask for a quote, but these help:

  • The address or venue name
  • Expected numbers
  • Your date and serving time
  • Anything awkward about the way in

A detailed enquiry gets a more accurate quote: the parking spot, access, numbers and serving time. A picture of the spot helps too. To send your details, send us your details through our quote form.

Before you choose a spot

Most drives, car parks, yards and firm lawns can take the van, but there are a few things to check:

  • A spot near your guests
  • A clear area by the serving hatch
  • Lighting nearby for evening events

If you’re unsure, send a picture of the space and the way in, and we will say what we think.

What we serve

  • Chips
  • Gravy
  • Pie and chips
  • Mushy peas
  • Curry sauce
  • Haddock and chips
  • Cod and chips
  • Sausage and chips

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What comes out of the fryer

Haddock and chips

Haddock has a slightly sweeter flavour and a firmer flake. In the north and in Scotland, haddock is the classic.

Pie and chips

Pie and chips is hearty and filling, and it’s a favourite in colder months.

Organising for someone else?

Planning an event for a club, school or charity in Loudwater? Fish and chips is a reliable crowd-pleaser. Tell us about the event and we will take it from there.

Having the party at home? Send us a photo of the drive or the spot and the way in, and we’ll tell you honestly whether it works.

Bringing the van to Loudwater

Loudwater is about 2 miles west of Beaconsfield, in Buckinghamshire. For an event in Loudwater, we can park on a drive, a car park, a yard or firm, dry grass. We cover all 263 towns and villages in Buckinghamshire, from the larger towns to small villages. You can also see our page for Reading, about 16 miles away.

After a service at Church of St Peter, the van can be waiting at a nearby hall or house. If you’re organising a summer fair for a school like Loudwater Combined School, a chip van is a crowd-pleaser. Loudwater is within about 7 miles of the Chilterns National Landscape. Ask your venue about vehicle access.

Wherever your event is in HP10 and HP11, we can bring the van to you, from busy streets to quiet lanes. That could mean an event at a home on London Road, Station Road and Loudwater Mill, wherever the van can park. Neighbouring places where we serve events include Beacon Hill (2 miles north-east), Forty Green (2 miles east), Penn (2 miles north), Knotty Green (2 miles north-east) and Beaconsfield (2 miles east). Further out, we also take the van to Aylesbury (15 miles north), High Wycombe (3 miles north-west), Chesham (8 miles north-east), Marlow (4 miles south-west), Amersham (6 miles north-east) and Chalfont St Peter (6 miles east).

A little further out are Eden (2.8 miles north-west) and High Wycombe Castle (2.6 miles north-west). Green spaces nearby include Holtspur Bank.

  • Nearby schools include Highcrest Academy (1.8 miles north-west)
  • Nearby, you will find The Happy Union pub (within half a mile south)
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Looking after everyone

Tell us about dietary needs and allergies early, and we’ll tell you honestly what we can offer. To make it work smoothly:

  • Plan bins near the queue
  • Let us know if anyone has coeliac disease
  • Count children separately
  • Ask about allergies on your invitation or sign-up form

The oil needs time to come up to temperature, so we arrive well before service. If plans change, tell us and we will adjust.

Tell people when the van opens, so they don’t miss out.

  • Fried fresh to order in the van at your event
  • Cod, haddock and chips, sausages and pies
  • The van comes to you: homes, venues, workplaces and fields
  • Served at the time you choose, from the hatch

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