Fish and chip van hire, fried fresh at your event · London and the South East
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Fish and Chip Van Hire in Perivale

Treat your guests to fresh fish and chips at your event in Perivale. The van arrives, the fryers go on and everything is cooked to order, so nothing sits waiting in a tray.

  • Wakes and gatherings after a funeral
  • Garden get-togethers
  • Fêtes, fairs and school events

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A chip van near Perivale

Should I sort the food myself?

You could do a chip-shop run for everyone yourself, but it rarely works for a crowd. Long waits and a drive home mean food arrives lukewarm and soggy. A van fries it right there, so it’s crisp.

If you do order from a chip shop, ring well ahead and collect as close to eating time as you can. For anything more than a handful of people, a van is usually the easier option.

Fish and chip van hire in Perivale, fried fresh

There is no kitchen to hire and nothing to wash up. All it needs is a level spot it can reach, which most drives, car parks and yards can offer. On the menu are gravy, cod and chips and mushy peas, and typical bookings are for Fêtes, fairs and school events and summer garden parties.

London streets around Perivale can be narrow and lined with parked cars, which makes off-street parking, such as a drive, a school playground or a car park, the easiest option. Send us a photo of the spot. Everything is fried fresh at your event, never cooked in advance and left in a hot cabinet.

Area
Perivale (UB6, HA0, W5)
County
Greater London
From the fryer
Fish and chips, sausages, pies
Sides
Gravy, mushy peas, curry sauce
Price
Contact us for a quote
Page updated
24 October 2026
A portion of golden battered fish and chips in a white tray

Perivale: your questions answered

What about parking in Perivale?

It can be, so tell us about driveways, yards, car parks or a council suspension. We’ll plan around it.

Can you serve after a service at St. Mary with St. Nicholas - Perivale?

Yes, at a home, hall or venue nearby where the van can park. Churches rarely have space for a catering van, so the food is generally elsewhere. Send us the address.

How much space do you need?

Not much: a hard surface or firm, dry grass, with a clear way in. Send us a photo if you are not sure.

Do you bring everything you need?

The van comes fully equipped to cook. You just need a suitable spot and permission.

Cod or haddock?

Both are on our menu; we’ll agree the choice when we quote.

How long does set-up take?

We get there in good time to set up. Timings are agreed in advance so food is ready when you want it.

What can guests choose from?

Chip-shop favourites: cod or haddock and chips, sausages and pies, plus mushy peas, curry sauce and gravy. Our menu has the details.

Which areas do you serve?

We cover London and the South East, Greater London included. Find your area.

Prices and what affects them

We’ll give you a clear quote. The main things that affect it are:

  • How easy the site is to reach
  • Cod, haddock or both
  • Distance and any road charges
  • The length of service

Cost depends on numbers, menu and service time, along with distance and access to the site. Every booking gets its own quote.

Getting an accurate quote

You don’t need every detail fixed to get a quote, but these help:

  • Where the event is
  • A picture of where the van would go
  • Roughly how many people, including children
  • Where you’d like the van to go

The more you tell us, the more accurate the quote: where the van would park, how to get in, numbers and timings. Photos of the spot and the way in help. When you are ready, fill in our quote form.

A chip van compared with other options

A big takeaway order arrives late and lukewarm. The van cooks right there, so the batter is still crisp. Dates make a difference: peak summer weekends and Christmas party Fridays book up first. It’s worth asking early.

Why Perivale hosts choose us

  • We cook inside the van, whatever the weather
  • A clear quote before booking
  • We cover Perivale and the whole of Greater London
  • All the chip-shop extras

See how we price or what a fish and chip van costs.

Perivale: venues, parking and local tips

Perivale is about 1 mile east of Greenford, in Greater London. For an event in Perivale, we can park on a drive, a car park, a yard or firm, dry grass in and around Perivale. Perivale is one of 764 towns and villages in Greater London we cover. Our bookings stretch from Perivale to London (10 miles away).

Nearby historic houses include Pitzhanger Manor (2 miles south) and Northolt Manor (2.1 miles west). If your event is at a historic house or estate, check its rules on vehicles and caterers early. For a fundraiser at a school like St John Fisher Catholic Primary School, the van can trade from a pitch agreed with the school.

We cover events in every part of the UB6, HA0 and W5 postcode area and the streets around it. That could mean an event at a home on Lee Road, Wicket Road and Bilton Road or the roads around them, as long as there’s somewhere for the van. We also bring the van to events in Pitshanger (1 mile south), Brentham Garden Suburb (1 mile south-east), Sudbury Hill (1 mile north), Sudbury (1 mile north) and Greenford (1 mile west). Larger places within reach include London (10 miles east), City of Westminster (7 miles east), Marylebone (8 miles east), Kensington (6 miles south-east), St Pancras (9 miles east) and Shoreditch (10 miles east).

A little further out are Clementine Churchill Hospital (1.9 miles north) and London Transport Museum Depot (2.8 miles south-east). Open spaces near Perivale include Middle Lake and Castlebar Hill.

  • Local schools include Alperton Community School (1.2 miles east) and St Benedict's School (1.3 miles south-east)
  • Nearby, you’ll find Brentham Clubhouse pub (0.8 miles south-east)
  • Local facilities include Municipal Borough of Ealing (1.8 miles south)
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A closer look at the menu

Haddock and chips

Haddock has loyal fans: a firmer flake and a sweeter taste. Ask us about offering haddock alongside or instead of cod.

Gravy

Gravy brings a bit of warmth to the meal, especially in winter.

Planning the van’s spot

Before the day, we will agree where the van parks. A good spot ticks these boxes:

  • Somewhere close to where people will eat
  • A level, firm spot the van can drive onto
  • Room in front of the hatch for a queue

Perivale is in London, within the Ultra Low Emission Zone, and parking can be tight: tell us about driveways, yards, car parks or a council parking suspension.

If in doubt, send us a picture of the spot and we will advise before booking.

Popular choices

  • Sausage and chips
  • Mushy peas
  • Pie and chips
  • Gravy
  • Chips
  • Curry sauce
  • Haddock and chips
  • Cod and chips

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How the day works

We need time before service to bring the fryers up to heat, so we always arrive well ahead of your serving time. Light matters for evening service: around Perivale, it stays light until about 9:20pm at midsummer, while in December the light goes at about 3:55pm, so winter bookings need lighting by the hatch.

  1. Start with three things: the date, the place and a rough headcount.
  2. Show us where the van would go, and we will confirm it works.
  3. A week or so before, we confirm timings and numbers.
  4. The van rolls up, the hatch opens and the fryers get going for your guests.
  5. Last portion served, we tidy up and head off.

Before we arrive

  • Name one person we can call on the day
  • Tell us when you want to eat
  • Confirm the van is allowed on site

Get a quote

Thinking about a fish and chip van for your event in Perivale? Send us the details and we’ll reply with a clear price. To get in touch, fill in our quote form.

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Planning help

Looking after everyone

We take allergies seriously. Help us by following these steps:

  • Have a back-up for anyone who cannot eat from the van
  • Put allergy details in writing
  • Tell us about vegetarian and vegan guests early
  • Add an allergy question to your invitations

A short menu keeps service quick.

Bunting or festoon lights around the van make it part of the decorations.

Who books fish and chip van hire in Perivale?

Hot food on a cold or wet day is hard to beat, and the cooking carries on inside the van whatever the weather.

We’re booked for all kinds of occasions in Perivale and nearby. Some of the most common are:

  • Milestone birthday parties
  • Weddings and evening receptions
  • Company team days
  • Fêtes, fairs and school events

If you are gathering after a service at a church like St. Mary with St. Nicholas - Perivale, a nearby hall car park or drive suits the van.

Questions to ask before booking

  • A clear list of what’s included
  • Whether travel is included
  • What the van needs: space, access, power
  • VAT, if it applies

15 questions to ask before booking

  • Fried fresh to order in the van at your event
  • Cod, haddock and chips, sausages and pies
  • The van comes to you: homes, venues, workplaces and fields
  • Served at the time you choose, from the hatch

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