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Funeral and wake catering in Bloomsbury, Greater London

Funeral and wake catering in Bloomsbury: cod, haddock and chips fried to order, then handed over hot from the hatch.

  • Gatherings at a village hall or club
  • Small family memorials
  • A wake at the family home

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Planning an event in Bloomsbury?

Funeral and wake catering in Bloomsbury, fried fresh

It’s an informal meal, which suits a wake where people move around and talk. We are often asked to cater remembering a loved one’s favourite food and small family memorials, serving mushy peas, gravy and sausage and chips.

Wakes in Bloomsbury are frequently at home, a church hall or a pub with a yard. In London, the van needs off-road parking or a legal space nearby. We bring the van and everything we need to cook, and we leave the pitch tidy when we go.

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Location
Bloomsbury (NW1W, W1T, NW1)
Area hub
Greater London
From the fryer
Cod, haddock, chips, sausages, pies
Sides
Gravy, mushy peas, curry sauce
Quote
Contact us for a quote
Updated
24 October 2026

What a fish and chip van costs

Fish and chip van pricing is simple once we know the basics:

  • The minimum booking
  • The number of meals
  • Parking and the way in
  • Distance and any road charges

When you compare quotes, check what each one includes: hours, menu, travel, minimum charge and VAT. We set ours out clearly.

Details that help

You don’t need everything decided to ask for a quote, but it helps to know:

  • A photo of the parking spot
  • Expected numbers
  • Anything awkward about the way in
  • Where you’d like the van to go

Still finalising the details? No problem: give us a rough idea and the date, and we’ll firm it up nearer the time. To start, use our quote form.

A closer look at the menu

Gravy

Chips and gravy is a favourite in the north and the Midlands, and it’s lovely with a pie.

Sausage and chips

Sausage and chips is the go-to for anyone who is not a fish fan.

Why fried-to-order beats a buffet

Many wakes have sandwiches and cake. A hot meal can be more comforting, especially in winter. Cost depends on numbers, menu and service time, plus travel and access. Every booking gets its own quote.

Why us?

  • We cook inside the van, whatever the weather
  • A menu almost everyone likes
  • A quote that spells everything out
  • Events in Bloomsbury and across Greater London

Take a look at our pricing or the cost guide.

Allergies and dietary needs

Nearly every event has some special diets. To look after them:

  • Ensure older relatives can sit
  • Confirm the van can park at the hall
  • Ask a friend to run a tea table
  • Allow a little extra

We serve when people are ready.

Tea and coffee from the hall’s urn, or a friend’s tea table, goes well alongside.

Wakes in Bloomsbury: venues and practical details

Bloomsbury is about 1 mile north-east of City of Westminster, in Greater London. Around Bloomsbury, we park wherever there is level, firm ground, close to your guests. We serve all 764 towns and villages across Greater London, from the larger towns to small villages.

If there is not room at home, a hall or club near Bloomsbury may suit, with the van in the car park. Bloomsbury is on or near the A401 and A501, handy for relatives driving in.

We take the van to wakes all over NW1W, W1T and NW1. Streets in the area include Drury Lane, Euston Road and Duke's Road, and the van can serve a wake on any of them with a suitable parking spot. Being close to the A401 and A501, Bloomsbury is easy for us to reach with the van. If your venue is just outside Bloomsbury, we also cover St Pancras (1 mile north-east), Euston (1 mile north-west), Kings Cross (1 mile north), Holborn (1 mile east) and Fitzrovia (1 mile west). We also serve nearby towns such as Kensington (4 miles south-west), Walthamstow (6 miles north-east), Hampstead (3 miles north-west), Ruislip (13 miles west), Brompton (3 miles south-west) and Stockwell (4 miles south).

Other landmarks nearby include Pilsudski Institute of London (less than half a mile north-west) and Montfichet's Tower (1.2 miles south-east). Within reach you will find Barnsbury Wood and Ludgate Hill.

  • Local schools include St George the Martyr Church of England Primary School (within half a mile east) and Maria Fidelis Catholic School FCJ (0.6 miles north-west)
  • Nearby, you’ll find Queens Larder Public House (under half a mile south-east)
  • Other local spots include Metropolitan Borough of Holborn (less than half a mile south)
Map of Bloomsbury © OpenStreetMap contributors

Planning the van’s spot

The van has to be able to get in and park safely, and a little planning goes a long way. Here’s what we look for:

  • A clear area by the serving hatch
  • Permission from the venue or landowner for the van
  • A level hardstanding, drive or firm lawn

As a London location, Bloomsbury is inside the Ultra Low Emission Zone, and parking takes planning: tell us about driveways, yards, car parks or a council parking suspension.

If in doubt, send us a picture of the spot and we will advise.

From the hatch

  • Cod and chips
  • Haddock and chips
  • Pie and chips
  • Mushy peas
  • Gravy
  • Sausage and chips

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Should I sort the food myself?

If you do order from a chip shop, ring well ahead and collect as close to eating time as you can. For a crowd, a van is typically simpler.

Ordering in from a local chip shop is an option. Large orders are slow, and the food cools in the bags. A van solves that by cooking on site.

Events we cater in Bloomsbury

It works for everyone, from children to older relatives.

Almost any gathering works with a fish and chip van. People in Bloomsbury book the van for occasions like:

  • Memorial gatherings
  • Gatherings after the committal
  • Remembrance gatherings
  • Scattering of ashes gatherings

For family travelling by train, the nearest station is London Euston station, about 0.6 miles north-west.

What your quote should include

  • When payment is due
  • How much space the van takes up
  • Any minimum charge
  • What happens if the event is cancelled or moved

How to compare vans

Bloomsbury: your questions answered

We are gathering after a service at St George the Martyr Holborn: can you come?

Yes, at a home, hall or venue nearby where the van can park. Food is normally served at the reception venue rather than the church. Tell us where you will gather.

What about parking in Bloomsbury?

It can be, so tell us about driveways, yards, car parks or a council suspension. We’ll plan around it.

Is the food cooked at the event?

Yes, always. We fry to order in the van at your venue, and serve straight from the hatch.

What do you bring?

We bring the van and everything we need to cook. You provide a suitable spot and permission to park.

What does the van need?

Not much: a hard surface or firm, dry grass, that the van can reach easily. Send us a photo if you are not sure.

Can coeliacs eat the battered fish?

No, not as standard: batter is normally made with wheat flour. Let us know and we will tell you what we can do before you book.

Do you have a kids’ option?

Of course. Children typically love sausage and chips. Tell us how many are coming.

Do you take everything away?

We take the van and everything with it, and leave the spot tidy. Bins for guests are worth planning.

Step by step

Nothing gathers a crowd like the smell of fish and chips. Fish goes into the batter and straight into the fryer, with chips cooked in batches as the queue moves. In autumn and winter, it is dark early in Bloomsbury; plan a lit path from the door to the van.

  1. Send us your date, numbers and address.
  2. We check access for the van and quote.
  3. We arrive early to park and heat the fryers.
  4. Everything is fried to order as the queue moves.
  5. Service is straight from the hatch, then we pack up.

Before we arrive

  • Leave room in front of the hatch for a queue
  • Confirm numbers and dietary needs before the day
  • Confirm the van is allowed on site

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We only need a few details to quote: date, address, numbers and serving time. To send them, fill in our quote form.

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Related guides

  • Fried fresh to order in the van at your event
  • Cod, haddock and chips, sausages and pies
  • The van comes to you: homes, venues, workplaces and fields
  • Served at the time you choose, from the hatch

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