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Funeral and Wake Catering for Brentham Garden Suburb events
Something for almost everyone: cod or haddock in batter, chips, sausages and pies, plus mushy peas, curry sauce and gravy on the side. Funeral and wake catering in Brentham Garden Suburb.
- Wakes at church halls and clubs
- Remembering a loved one’s favourite food
- Gatherings at home after a funeral
Planning an event in Brentham Garden Suburb?
Brentham Garden Suburb: your questions answered
What about parking in Brentham Garden Suburb?
London parking needs planning: let us know about off-street space or permits. We’ll plan around it.
Which station is closest to Brentham Garden Suburb?
The closest is Ealing Broadway station, roughly 0.9 miles away.
Do you fry it on site?
Yes. We fry to order in the van at your venue, and serve straight from the hatch.
Can you serve children?
Yes. Children typically love sausage and chips. Tell us how many are coming.
How quickly can you come?
We understand the timescales, so ask and we will reply quickly.
Can the van park on the street?
It depends on the road. Off-road parking is usually simpler; for the street, check the council’s rules.
Do you serve wakes at home?
Frequently, yes. Tell us about parking at the house.
When do you arrive?
It depends on numbers and the service time. We confirm all the timings beforehand.
Funeral and wake catering for your wake in Brentham Garden Suburb
Some families choose it because it was a loved one’s favourite, which makes it a fitting tribute. We’re often asked to cater remembrance gatherings and life celebrations, with cod and chips, sausage and chips and haddock and chips.
In Brentham Garden Suburb, a wake might be at home, a hall or a local pub. We need somewhere the van can park legally and safely, which we can help you think through. Everything we need comes with the van, and we pack up and leave the spot as we found it.
- Location
- Brentham Garden Suburb (W5, W13, UB6)
- Region
- Greater London
- From the fryer
- Fish and chips, sausages, pies
- Extras
- Mushy peas, curry sauce, gravy
- Quote
- Ask us for a quote
- Updated
- 24 October 2026
The menu, dish by dish
Curry sauce
Some people will not eat chips without curry sauce, so we bring it along.
Mushy peas
No fish and chips is complete without mushy peas for many people, and they’re on the menu.
A chip van compared with other options
Compared with a buffet, fish and chips is hot and simple, and there’s less waste when numbers are uncertain. Cost depends on numbers, menu and service time, along with distance and access to the site. Every booking gets its own quote.
Why book with us
- No kitchen needed
- Fish and chips fried fresh on site
- Works on wet days as well as sunny ones
- Events in Brentham Garden Suburb and across Greater London
Take a look at our prices page or what a fish and chip van costs.
Brentham Garden Suburb: halls, homes and travel
Brentham Garden Suburb is about 1 mile north of Ealing, in Greater London. Bookings in Brentham Garden Suburb come in all shapes and sizes, but the plan is always the same: a level spot for the van, a time to eat and food fried to order. We cover all 764 towns and villages across Greater London, from the larger towns to small villages. Our nearest city page is London, about 9 miles away.
Local halls and clubs near Brentham Garden Suburb can host a wake if home is too small, with the van in the car park. Families holding a service at Church of St Barnabas often gather afterwards at a nearby hall, where the van can park.
Wherever your wake is in W5, W13 and UB6, we can fry fresh for your guests. Whether your wake is on Kings Road, Selby Road and Marsh Road or anywhere nearby, we’ll bring the van to you. Nearby, we also serve wakes in Pitshanger (1 mile west), Perivale (1 mile north-west), Ealing (1 mile south), Hanwell (2 miles south-west) and South Ealing (2 miles south). We also serve nearby towns such as London (9 miles east), City of Westminster (7 miles east), Marylebone (7 miles east), Kensington (5 miles east), St Pancras (8 miles east) and Shoreditch (10 miles east).
Other landmarks nearby include Central Middlesex Hospital (1.7 miles east) and London Designer Outlet (2.3 miles north-east). Green spaces nearby include Castlebar Hill and Middle Lake.
- Schools near Brentham Garden Suburb include St Benedict's School (under half a mile south) and Ealing Independent College (1 mile south)
- Pubs nearby include Brentham Clubhouse pub (less than half a mile north-west)
- Parks and local facilities nearby include Municipal Borough of Ealing (1 mile south) and Library for Iranian Studies (1.9 miles south-east)
Organising for someone else?
If your event is in a public place, such as a park or a street, check what permission you need first. Ask the council or landowner early.
For big groups, the service window matters, so we can plan how to keep the queue short. Sending people up in groups helps.
Towns and villages near Brentham Garden Suburb
What else we do in Brentham Garden Suburb
What a fish and chip van costs
We’ll give you a clear quote. The main things that affect it are:
- The number of meals
- Your choice of menu
- Distance and any road charges
- The minimum booking
Larger groups usually cost less per head, since the van and set-up are much the same for any size. Give us your numbers and we will quote.
Getting an accurate quote
You do not need every detail fixed to get a quote, but it helps to know:
- Roughly how many people, including children
- The date and time of the event
- The spot you have in mind for the van
- The venue or postcode
Every booking is quoted individually, based on your numbers, timings and travel. For a quote, fill in our quote form.
What happens on the day
We get there well before service, park the van and get the fryers going. Your guests can wander over to the hatch as soon as we open. In Brentham Garden Suburb, it’s dark by about 7:05pm in late September and 3:55pm in December.
- Tell us what you are planning and when you’d like to eat.
- You hear back on the date and the price.
- We agree exactly where the van parks, and how it gets in.
- Batter, fish and chips all go into the fryer as people come up.
- The pitch is left tidy when we go.
How to prepare
- Arrange somewhere dry for the queue
- Send us final numbers and any allergies in good time
- Confirm the van is allowed on site
How to get a price
It’s easy to get a price: share your date, address, rough numbers and when you’d like to eat. We’ll send a clear quote that says what’s included.
Planning help
Occasions we serve in Brentham Garden Suburb
It can be a fitting tribute.
We can help if you’re planning any of the following:
- Anniversary memorials
- Family meals after the service
- Celebrations of life
- Wakes at church halls and clubs
For family travelling by train, the nearest station is Ealing Broadway station, about 0.9 miles south.
Questions to ask before you book
- Whether travel is included
- VAT, if it applies
- The cancellation terms
- The van’s size and access needs
Planning for dietary needs
A little planning makes sure everyone is looked after. Try these:
- Have chairs for those who need them
- Ask the venue about the van
- Tell us about any close family with allergies
- Let someone else talk to us on the day
We serve when people are ready.
A favourite cake can be a lovely touch.
Space, access and the venue
We’ll be honest if a spot won’t work, and help find another. The main points are:
- A lit spot if service runs after dark
- A route in without tight gates or low branches
- Confirmation that the van can park there
Brentham Garden Suburb is in London, within the Ultra Low Emission Zone, and parking can be tight: tell us about driveways, yards, car parks or a council parking suspension.
Not sure about the spot? Send us a picture and we will tell you honestly before booking.
What we serve
- Cod and chips
- Gravy
- Pie and chips
- Mushy peas
- Haddock and chips
- Sausage and chips
- Fried fresh to order in the van at your event
- Cod, haddock and chips, sausages and pies
- The van comes to you: homes, venues, workplaces and fields
- Served at the time you choose, from the hatch