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Funeral and wake catering in Ealing, Greater London
We bring fish and chips for the wake to Ealing and nearby, cooking to order on site.
- Wakes at venues
- Scattering of ashes gatherings
- Memorial events and anniversaries
Fresh fish and chips in Ealing
How our funeral and wake catering works in Ealing
We understand that timings on the day can move, so we stay flexible. Whether it’s wakes at church halls and clubs and remembrance gatherings, we can cook mushy peas, haddock and chips and sausage and chips and more.
For a wake in Ealing, a hall or club with a car park is often simplest, though home can work with a drive. Tell us about dietary needs and allergies when you enquire, and we will be straight with you about what we can do before you book.
- Location
- Ealing (W5, W13, W3, NW10)
- Region
- Greater London
- On the menu
- Cod and haddock, chips, sausages and pies
- Extras
- Mushy peas, curry sauce, gravy
- Quotes
- Contact us for a quote
- Updated
- 24 October 2026
Prices and what affects them
Here’s what makes the biggest difference to the price:
- Parking and the way in
- How many people are eating
- Service time
- The day of the week
If you have a budget in mind, tell us, and we will suggest a menu and timing to match. A short menu is often the best value.
Details that help
Good planning starts with a few facts. Please include:
- Expected numbers
- The address or venue name
- Where you’d like the van to go
- Dietary needs, with numbers
The more you tell us, the more accurate the quote: the parking spot, access, numbers and serving time. Photos of the spot and the way in help. To send your details, use our quote form.
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A closer look at the menu
Gravy
Chips and gravy is a favourite in the north and the Midlands, and it goes perfectly with a pie.
Curry sauce
The chip shop’s own curry sauce is mild and a little sweet, great with chips and sausages.
Why choose a fish and chip van in Ealing?
Some venues offer wake menus. A van works where they do not, or at home. Many fish and chip vans set a minimum, since getting the van there costs the same however many eat. Ask us what applies to your wake.
Why Ealing hosts choose us
- Served hot, straight from the hatch
- Everything cooked to order at your event
- Cod, haddock, sausages and pies
- Nothing for you to cook or clear
After a funeral in Ealing
Ealing is about 7 miles west of City of Westminster, in Greater London. Wherever your wake is in the W5 area, we will come to your venue, home or workplace. We take the van to 764 places across Greater London, from the larger towns to small villages. We serve events right across the region, from Ealing to London (about 9 miles away).
A club or hall near Ealing gives space for everyone and parking for the van, with the van in the car park. Relatives driving in can use the A40 and B452 to reach Ealing.
We serve wakes across the W5, W13, W3 and NW10 postcode area and the streets around it. From High Street, Coleridge Square and Station Road or anywhere nearby, we will bring the van to you. Ealing is on the A40 and B452, so it’s easy for us to reach with the van. Neighbouring places where we serve wakes include South Ealing (1 mile south), Pitshanger (1 mile north), Brentham Garden Suburb (1 mile north), Hanwell (1 mile west) and West Ealing (1 mile west). Within a short drive, we also cover London (9 miles east), City of Westminster (7 miles east), Marylebone (7 miles east), Kensington (5 miles east), St Pancras (8 miles east) and Shoreditch (10 miles east).
Other landmarks nearby include Municipal Borough of Ealing (less than half a mile north) and Gunnersbury Park House - Large Mansion (1.2 miles south-east). Within reach you will find Castlebar Hill and Middle Lake.
- Local schools include Christ the Saviour Church of England Primary School (less than half a mile north-east) and Great Ealing School (under half a mile south)
- Local pubs include The Red Lion pub (under half a mile south-east)
- Other local spots include Library for Iranian Studies (1.5 miles east)
Diets, allergies and planning
With a bit of planning, dietary needs are easier to handle. A few tips:
- Let someone else talk to us on the day
- Check the hall or venue allows a catering van
- Plan for a few extra people
- Arrange tea and coffee separately
Remember the journey from the service.
Somewhere quiet to sit helps some guests.
Step by step
Expect a friendly, organised set-up. Arrival and serving times are agreed beforehand, park on the agreed spot, and cook and serve without fuss. In autumn and winter, it’s dark early in Ealing; plan a lit path from the door to the van.
- It starts with the date, where the wake is and roughly how many.
- We check where the van can park and send a clear price.
- We agree a time to arrive and when food should be ready, allowing for the service running over.
- On the day we set up quietly and serve when guests are ready.
- Afterwards we pack up quietly and leave the spot tidy.
How to prepare
- Have a level parking spot ready
- Get permission for the van from the venue
- Confirm numbers and dietary needs before the day
Ask for a quote
Thinking about fish and chips for the wake for your wake in Ealing? Send us the details and we will come back with a quote. To get in touch, use our quote form.
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Ealing questions
Can the van park in Walpole Park?
Only if the landowner, normally the council, allows it. Ask them first, and tell us what they say.
What’s the nearest station to Ealing?
Ealing Broadway station, about 0.5 miles north-east of the centre.
Do you take everything away?
We pack up and leave the pitch tidy when service is finished. Let us know about bins for guests.
Do you bring everything you need?
The van comes fully equipped to cook. You provide a suitable spot and permission to park.
Do you need power or water?
Somewhere suitable to park, with permission. Mention any power or water available and we’ll confirm the rest.
Do you have allergen information?
Let us know about allergies in advance, and we will give you the allergen information.
What areas do you cover?
London and South East England: Kent, Surrey, Sussex, Hampshire, Berkshire, Buckinghamshire, Oxfordshire and the Isle of Wight, including Ealing.
How much does fish and chips for the wake cost in Ealing?
It depends on numbers, the menu, how long we serve and travel. Send us the details for a quote.
Can’t we just order from the chip shop?
If you do order from a chip shop, ring well ahead and collect as close to eating time as you can. For anything more than a handful of people, a van is usually the easier option.
Ordering in from a local chip shop is an option. The problem is timing: big orders take a long time, and the food is cooling while it travels. A van cooks in front of your guests instead.
Where the van can park in Ealing
A good parking spot makes the whole thing easier. We look for:
- A spot near your guests
- Confirmation that the van can park there
- A clear area by the serving hatch
Ealing is in London, within the Ultra Low Emission Zone, and parking can be tight: tell us about driveways, yards, car parks or a council parking suspension.
If in doubt, send us a picture of the spot and we’ll advise.
What we serve
- Sausage and chips
- Haddock and chips
- Pie and chips
- Cod and chips
- Gravy
- Mushy peas
For event organisers in Ealing
Booking for a company? Tell us what your finance team needs, and we will talk you through the process. We can work with your facilities team on access and timings.
Many venues set rules for catering vans: where a van can park, access times and the paperwork they want. Send us your venue’s requirements and we will confirm what we can provide.
- Fried fresh to order in the van at your event
- Cod, haddock and chips, sausages and pies
- The van comes to you: homes, venues, workplaces and fields
- Served at the time you choose, from the hatch