Portsmouth · England
Funeral and Wake Catering for Cosham events
We bring fish and chips for the wake to Cosham and nearby, cooking to order on site and serving from the hatch.
- Scattering of ashes gatherings
- A tribute meal
- Pub wakes
Planning an event in Cosham?
Funeral and wake catering in Cosham, cooked to order
We serve wakes at homes, halls, clubs and venues. For anniversary memorials and memorial gatherings, we’ll put together a menu of mushy peas, cod and chips and pie and chips.
Around Cosham, wakes are frequently at the village hall, a pub or home. Tell us about parking for the van. We bring the van and everything we need to cook, and we leave the pitch tidy when we go.
- Area
- Cosham (PO6, PO3, PO2)
- Region
- Portsmouth
- Menu
- Cod and haddock, chips, sausages and pies
- On the side
- Mushy peas, curry sauce, gravy
- Quote
- Ask us for a quote
- Last updated
- 24 October 2026
What the van needs
Most drives, car parks, yards and firm lawns can take the van, but there are a few things to check:
- The site’s agreement to a catering van
- Light near the van and the queue for evening service
- A short walk from the party
If you are unsure, send a photo of the space and the way in, and we will say what we think before booking.
Popular choices
- Cod and chips
- Mushy peas
- Gravy
- Sausage and chips
- Haddock and chips
- Pie and chips
What comes out of the fryer
Mushy peas
Mushy peas are a must for plenty of fish and chip fans.
Curry sauce
Some people won’t eat chips without curry sauce and it’s on the menu.
Events we cater in Cosham
For some families, it was a favourite meal.
Big or small, the van works the same way. Common bookings include:
- Gatherings after scattering ashes
- Memorial gatherings
- Family gatherings after a burial or cremation
- Gatherings at home after a funeral
Relatives arriving by train should know that Cosham station serves Cosham directly.
What your quote should include
- A clear list of what’s included
- Whether travel is included
- Allergen information for each item
- What the van needs: space, access, power
Arranging a wake in Cosham
Cosham is about 2 miles south-west of Purbrook, in Portsmouth. Tell us where your wake in Cosham will be, and we’ll plan access and set-up before the day. Cosham is one of 19 places in Portsmouth we cover. You can also see our page for Southampton, about 15 miles away.
For a service at a church like Church of St Philip, choosing a wake venue nearby helps older guests. Relatives driving in can use the A397 to reach Cosham. Cosham is within about 5 miles of the sea, and for many families fish and chips brings back memories of the seaside.
Here we cover the PO6, PO3 and PO2 postcode area. Streets in the area include Dean Road, Park Lane and Elgin Road, and the van can serve a wake on any of them with a suitable parking spot. With the A397 close by, Cosham is simple for us to get to. If your venue is just outside Cosham, we also cover Wymering (1 mile north-west), Hilsea (1 mile south), Drayton (1 mile east), Widley (1 mile north-east) and Paulsgrove (1 mile west). Further out, we also take the van to Southsea (4 miles south), Milton (3 miles south), Landport (3 miles south), Portsea (3 miles south-west), Portsmouth Point (4 miles south-west) and Fratton (3 miles south).
Other landmarks nearby include Tricorn Centre (2.9 miles south) and World War I Remembrance Centre (1 mile south-east). Green spaces nearby include Southmoor Nature Reserve and Portsdown Hill.
- Schools near Cosham include UTC Portsmouth (0.8 miles south) and Springfield School (0.8 miles east)
- Pubs nearby include The First Post pub (within half a mile north)
How the day works
Setting up takes a little while, because the oil has to come up to temperature, so we are there in good time before you want to eat. In Cosham, it is dark by about 7:10pm in late September and 4:00pm in December.
- It starts with the date, where the wake is and roughly how many.
- We check the spot for the van and send a quote.
- Timings allow for the service and travel from it.
- We park discreetly and fry fresh as people arrive.
- We pack up when everyone has eaten and leave quietly.
Before we arrive
- Let us know the serving time
- Pick a flat, firm place for the van to park
- Give us your final numbers and allergies
Ask for a quote
To get a price, use our quote form. Tell us about your wake in Cosham, and we will come back with availability and a quote.
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Looking after everyone
Most events have a few guests with dietary needs. To plan for them:
- Check the hall or venue allows a catering van
- Plan for a few extra people
- Ask a friend to run a tea table
- Name a contact for the day who isn’t close family
Give us a contact for the day who is not a close family member.
Tea and coffee from the hall’s urn, or a friend’s tea table, goes well alongside.
FAQs for Cosham
Could you trade in Alexandra Park?
Only with permission from the park’s owner, normally the council. Ask them first.
How far is Cosham from London?
Roughly 62 miles from the centre of London, and well within our area.
Where do you take the van?
London and South East England: Kent, Surrey, Sussex, Hampshire, Berkshire, Buckinghamshire, Oxfordshire and the Isle of Wight.
What about guests who don’t eat fish?
Sausage and chips and pie and chips are on the menu. Tell us about other diets and we’ll be honest about what’s possible.
What does the van need?
Level, firm ground the van can reach, close to where people will eat, and space for a queue. Tell us about gates, lanes and soft ground.
Can our funeral director book for us?
Yes. We can work with whoever is helping you.
Does the batter contain gluten?
No, not as standard: batter is usually made with wheat flour. Let us know and we will tell you what we can do before booking.
How much is fish and chip van hire?
It depends on numbers, the menu, how long we serve and travel. Send us the details for a quote.
Also near Cosham
What else we do in Cosham
Why choose a fish and chip van in Cosham?
A formal meal doesn’t always suit. A van keeps it relaxed. Distance and any road charges make a difference, so tell us exactly where your wake is.
Why book our van in Cosham
- Fish and chips fried fresh on site
- No kitchen needed
- No surprises in your quote
- We cover Cosham and the whole of Portsmouth
Read our pricing or our guide to van hire costs.
Takeaway run or book a van?
For a small group, making your own food can work. For bigger numbers, a van makes life easier, and you get to enjoy the day.
Weighing up a takeaway order against booking a van? Consider your numbers and how fresh you want it. Ask us for a quote and compare.
For event organisers in Cosham
If your event is in a public place, such as a park or a street, check what permission you need first. The council or landowner will tell you what they need.
For larger numbers, tell us how long you have for food, so we can plan service to match. Staggering groups helps a lot.
- Fried fresh to order in the van at your event
- Cod, haddock and chips, sausages and pies
- The van comes to you: homes, venues, workplaces and fields
- Served at the time you choose, from the hatch