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Funeral and Wake Catering for Portsmouth Point events
From the smell of the fryers to the last chip in the paper, fish and chips for the wake makes the food a highlight of your wake in Portsmouth Point.
- Celebrations of life
- Wakes at home
- Pub wakes
Fresh fish and chips in Portsmouth Point
How our funeral and wake catering works in Portsmouth Point
Some families choose it because it was a loved one’s favourite, which makes it a fitting tribute. We are frequently asked to cater memorial events and anniversaries and wakes at home, with sausage and chips, cod and chips and mushy peas.
In Portsmouth Point, the hall is often where people gather. Tell us about dietary needs and allergies when you enquire, and we will be straight with you about what we can do before you book.
- Location
- Portsmouth Point (PO1, PO5, PO12)
- Area hub
- Portsmouth
- From the fryer
- Cod and haddock, chips, sausages and pies
- On the side
- Mushy peas, curry sauce, gravy
- Quotes
- Quoted for your event
- Updated
- 24 October 2026
Space, access and the venue
Every site is different, so we ask about the spot and the way in when you contact us. Generally, we look for:
- The site’s agreement to a catering van
- A short walk from the party
- Space for people to queue at the hatch
If you’re unsure, send a photo of the space and the way in, and we will say what we think.
From the hatch
- Sausage and chips
- Pie and chips
- Gravy
- Cod and chips
- Haddock and chips
- Mushy peas
Takeaway run or book a van?
A DIY buffet works for small groups. For larger numbers, or when you want hot food, a van takes the pressure off, and you get to enjoy the day.
You could do a chip-shop run for everyone yourself, but it rarely works for a crowd. By the time you’ve queued, paid and driven back, the batter has gone soft. A van fries it right there, so it is crisp.
How we price fish and chips for the wake
Your quote will be clear. The main things that affect it are:
- Your choice of menu
- The minimum booking
- The number of meals
- The day of the week
If you have a budget in mind, tell us, and we will suggest how to make it work. Keeping the menu short is normally the best value.
What to tell us
The more we know about your wake, the better we can plan. Please include:
- The address or venue name
- Your date and serving time
- Anything awkward about the way in
- Where you’d like the van to go
It is easy to get a price: tell us the date, place, numbers and serving time. We’ll send a clear quote that says what’s included.
Occasions we serve in Portsmouth Point
It takes one job off a very long list.
A fish and chip van suits almost any gathering. People in Portsmouth Point book the van for events such as:
- Celebrations of life
- Wakes at venues
- Small family memorials
- Gatherings at home after a funeral
A club or hall near Portsmouth Point gives space for everyone and parking for the van.
Questions to ask before booking
- What happens if the event is cancelled or moved
- Whether there is a minimum
- What they can offer for dietary needs
- When payment is due
The process
When we arrive, we park up on the agreed spot, set up and heat the fryers. Then everything is fried to order, so we time it to your schedule. Summer evenings in Portsmouth Point stay light until about 9:20pm, but in December it is dark by about 4:00pm, so plan lighting near the door.
- First, the plan: what, where and what time.
- We come back with availability and a clear price.
- We agree exactly where the van parks.
- On the day, everything is cooked to order, so nothing sits in a hot cabinet.
- We leave the spot as we found it.
Preparing for the day
- Confirm numbers and dietary needs before the day
- Get permission for the van from the venue
- Keep space clear for guests at the hatch
How to get a price
Every quote is worked out for your event. Start with your date, and we will check availability straight away.
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Portsmouth Point: halls, homes and travel
Portsmouth Point is about 2 miles west of Southsea, in Portsmouth. In and around Portsmouth Point, the van can serve from a drive, a yard, a car park or a firm field, close to your guests. We take the van to all 19 towns and villages across Portsmouth, from the larger towns to small villages. We serve events right across the region, from Portsmouth Point to Southampton (about 15 miles away).
After a service at Portsmouth Garrison church, a wake at a hall or home close by means less travelling for everyone. Relatives arriving by train should know that Portsmouth Point has its own station, Portsmouth Harbour station. The coast is within about 2 miles of Portsmouth Point, and for many families fish and chips brings back memories of the seaside.
For wakes in PO1, PO5 and PO12, we just need to know where the van can park. We can serve a wake on streets such as Park Road, Nobbs Lane and Bath Square or the roads around them, as long as there’s somewhere for the van. Neighbouring places where we serve wakes include Portsea (1 mile north), Clayhall (1 mile south-west), Haslar (1 mile south-west), Alverstoke (2 miles south-west) and Privett (2 miles west). We also serve nearby towns such as Hilsea (3 miles north-east), Wymering (4 miles north), Paulsgrove (4 miles north), Cosham (4 miles north-east), Drayton (5 miles north-east) and Farlington (5 miles north-east).
Other landmarks nearby include Portsmouth Museum And Art Gallery (less than half a mile east) and Southsea Castle (1.2 miles south-east). Within reach you’ll find Portsdown Hill and Milton Locks.
- Schools near Portsmouth Point include Portsmouth Grammar School (under half a mile east) and Charter Academy (0.9 miles east)
- Pubs nearby include Bridge Tavern (less than half a mile south)
- Local facilities include Southsea (0.9 miles south-east)
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Common questions in Portsmouth Point
Is Portsmouth Point close to London?
Roughly 66 miles from the centre of London.
What about events near the coast?
Yes. Wind does not affect the fryers, but plan a sheltered spot for the queue.
How long are you on site?
It depends on numbers and the service time. We confirm all the timings beforehand.
Is there a non-fish option?
There is: sausages and pies, with chips. Tell us roughly how many to expect.
Can a friend deal with you?
Of course. We are happy to deal with the funeral director or a family friend.
How much is fish and chip van hire?
It depends on numbers, the menu, how long we serve and travel. Tell us about your wake and we will send a quote.
How quickly can you come?
Get in touch as soon as you can. We’ll tell you right away whether we’re available.
What if we do not know numbers?
Start with a rough number, and we will plan with a little extra.
What comes out of the fryer
Haddock and chips
Some people swear by haddock: sweeter and a touch firmer than cod. Tell us if you’d like to offer it.
Sausage and chips
Sausage and chips covers anyone who doesn’t want fish, and children love it.
Allergies and dietary needs
A little planning helps everyone eat safely. A few tips:
- Arrange tea and coffee separately
- Allow for the service running over
- Ask the venue about the van
- Funeral directors can help with numbers
We arrive in good time and park discreetly.
Some families add a favourite dessert or cake.
Why choose a fish and chip van in Portsmouth Point?
Some venues offer wake menus. A van works at home or at a hall. When you compare quotes, check what each one includes: hours, menu, travel, minimum charge and VAT. Our quotes spell it all out.
What you get with us
- No surprises in your quote
- We cover Portsmouth Point and the whole of Portsmouth
- Fried fresh, not kept warm
- Served hot, straight from the hatch
- Fried fresh to order in the van at your event
- Cod, haddock and chips, sausages and pies
- The van comes to you: homes, venues, workplaces and fields
- Served at the time you choose, from the hatch