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Fish and chip van for parties in Hoe, Surrey
We bring a fish and chip van for your party to Hoe and nearby, cooking to order on site and serving from the hatch.
- Kids’ birthday parties
- Anniversaries and engagement parties
- Naming days and christenings
Book the van in Hoe
Party fish and chip van in Hoe, cooked to order
The queue at the hatch gets people mixing, which is what a party is all about. Whether it is engagement parties and leaving parties, we can cook cod and chips, haddock and chips and mushy peas and more.
In a small place like Hoe, a party in the garden or a nearby field is often the plan. Let us know about access, and we’ll plan the route. Your quote spells out what’s included: the date, the service time and the menu.
A chip van compared with other options
A takeaway order for a party takes ages and arrives lukewarm. The van cooks right there. Many fish and chip vans set a minimum, because the van, fuel and travel cost the same for a small group. We’ll tell you up front.
Why book with us
- A clear quote before you book
- Bookings across Surrey, including Hoe
- Quick service from the hatch
- We cook inside the van, whatever the weather
Take a look at our prices page and our guide to van hire costs.
Prices and what affects them
Every booking is priced individually, and the price depends on a few things:
- How long we serve
- The day of the week
- Numbers
- How far we travel
The cost per head generally falls as numbers rise, because the van, travel and set-up cost much the same either way. Give us your numbers and we’ll quote.
Getting an accurate quote
The more we know about your party, the better we can plan. Try to include:
- Roughly how many people, including children
- The date and time of the event
- A picture of the space and the way in
- Where you’d like the van to go
The quickest way to a quote is to send us your details through our quote form. Give us the details of your party, and we’ll check the date and send a price.
DIY versus a fish and chip van
Frying for a crowd at home isn’t a good idea: hot oil and a busy party are a bad combination. A van is designed for exactly this.
For a small group, making your own food can work. For bigger numbers, a van makes life easier, and nobody has to miss the party.
Space, access and the venue
We’ll agree the van’s spot with you before the day. A good spot ticks these boxes:
- A clear area by the serving hatch
- Flat, firm ground for the van
- A route in without tight gates or low branches
Not sure about the spot? Send us a picture and we will tell you honestly.
What we serve
- Mushy peas
- Curry sauce
- Cod and chips
- Gravy
- Sausage and chips
- Pie and chips
- Haddock and chips
- Chips
FAQs for Hoe
Is Hoe too small for a chip van?
No, we come to small places too. Tell us about lanes, gates and the ground.
Can the van go to venues in the Surrey Hills National Landscape?
Yes, though some venues in protected landscapes have extra rules for vehicles; ask your venue. We will follow the site rules.
How do you handle allergies?
Tell us about allergies when you book, and we will give you the allergen information.
Can coeliacs eat the battered fish?
No, not as standard: batter is usually made with wheat flour. Tell us about any coeliac guests and we’ll explain the options.
What can guests choose from?
The classics: cod, haddock, chips, sausages and pies, plus mushy peas, curry sauce and gravy. See the menu.
Is grass a problem?
Often, if the ground is firm and dry. After heavy rain, soft grass can be a problem for any vehicle, so have a hard-surface back-up.
When should we book?
As soon as you have a date. Popular dates book up first, so contact us early.
Do you bring everything you need?
The van comes fully equipped to cook. You just need a suitable spot and permission.
What happens on the day
On the day, we position the van, set up the hatch and get the fryers up to temperature. Once we are hot, we cook to order, timed around your party. Sunset in Hoe is about 8:50pm in late May and 9:20pm in late June. If the party runs past dark, the queue and the path to the van need light.
- We start with a few details about your party.
- We check the date and where the van will park, then send a quote.
- Timings and the van’s spot are agreed in advance.
- On the day, we park up and fry fresh for your guests.
- Everything goes out hot from the hatch, and we pack up afterwards.
Preparing for the day
- Get permission for the van from the venue
- Think about a gazebo by the van in case of rain
- Confirm numbers and dietary needs before the day
How to get a price
We quote for each event separately, based on your numbers, timings and travel. To ask for one, fill in our quote form.
Related guides
What comes out of the fryer
Mushy peas
Proper mushy peas start with dried marrowfat peas. They’re the classic side with fish and chips.
Sausage and chips
A sausage and chips is the chip-shop classic for younger guests and fish-dodgers, especially with curry sauce.
For event organisers in Hoe
Organising a club, school or community event in Hoe? Fish and chips is a reliable crowd-pleaser. Give us the details and we will suggest how it could work.
Having the party at home? Send a photo of where the van would park, and we’ll let you know if the van will fit.
Why choose party fish and chip van in Hoe?
You do not need a venue: a drive or firm lawn is enough.
The van suits big events and small ones. Typical bookings include:
- Leaving parties
- Garden parties and summer get-togethers
- Kids’ birthday parties
- Street parties and neighbourhood events
Christenings and naming days often start at a local church such as Church of St Mark, with fish and chips at home or in a hall afterwards.
What your quote should include
- A clear list of what’s included
- The deposit and payment dates
- What they can offer for dietary needs
- The service time, and the cost of running over
Hoe parties: what to know
Hoe is about 5 miles west of Dorking, in Surrey. Parties in Hoe are planned around your venue and timings: a quote, a parking spot and fresh frying on the day. Hoe is one of 395 towns and villages in Surrey where we bring the van. We serve events right across the region, from Hoe to Guildford (about 7 miles away).
Among the historic houses close to Hoe are Hatchlands Park (4 miles north) and Chilworth Manor (4.1 miles west). If you’re hiring a historic venue for a big birthday, check its rules on catering vans first. For party guests on the train, Gomshall station is about 1.1 miles away. Hoe is within about 2 miles of the Surrey Hills National Landscape, so a garden party here comes with a lovely backdrop.
Anywhere in GU5, we can fry fresh for your guests, from busy streets to quiet lanes. From Fulvens, Pursers Lane and Crest Hill or anywhere nearby, we can park up and fry there. Nearby, we also serve parties in Sutton Abinger (1 mile east), Abinger Hammer (1 mile north), Gomshall (1 mile north), Abinger (1 mile east) and Little London (2 miles west). Larger places within reach include Guildford (7 miles north-west), Woking (10 miles north-west), Camberley (15 miles north-west), Epsom (12 miles north-east), Horley (12 miles east) and Redhill (12 miles east).
Nearby you’ll also find Mesolithic Museum (1.5 miles east) and St. Luke’s Hospital (5.6 miles north-west). Within reach you will find Silent Pool and Leith Hill.
- Nearby schools include Hurtwood House (2.1 miles south)
- Pubs nearby include The Volunteer pub (0.9 miles east)
What else we do in Hoe
- Fried fresh to order in the van at your event
- Cod, haddock and chips, sausages and pies
- The van comes to you: homes, venues, workplaces and fields
- Served at the time you choose, from the hatch