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Wedding fish and chip van in Conyer, Kent

From the first sizzle in the fryer to the last chip, a fish and chip van for your wedding makes the food a highlight of your wedding in Conyer.

  • Anniversary celebrations
  • Engagement parties
  • Seaside-themed weddings

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Wedding fish and chip van in Conyer

Who books wedding fish and chip van in Conyer?

It generally costs far less per head than the main meal.

In Conyer and nearby, the van turns up at all sorts of events. Some of the most common are:

  • Day-after gatherings
  • Weddings with a seaside feel
  • Anniversary celebrations
  • Evening food for day and evening guests

If you’re marrying at a church near Conyer, such as Church of St Mary, and holding the reception nearby, the van can serve evening food there.

What your quote should include

  • The deadline for final numbers
  • The van’s size and access needs
  • Whether VAT is included
  • The deposit and payment dates

Our booking checklist

About our wedding fish and chip van in Conyer

A chip van is at home at barn, marquee and garden weddings, because there’s normally somewhere firm for the van to park nearby. We serve curry sauce, sausage and chips and mushy peas, and we’re regularly asked to cater wedding after-parties and laid-back receptions.

There is something special about a country wedding near Conyer, and fish and chips at dusk adds to it. Plan access and a back-up spot in case of rain. We keep the menu short: a few classics done properly keeps the food fresh and the queue moving.

Where
Conyer (ME9)
Area hub
Kent
On the menu
Cod, haddock, chips, sausages, pies
On the side
Mushy peas, curry sauce, gravy
Quotes
Contact us for a quote
Updated
24 October 2026
Chunky chips and battered fish with a slice of lemon

Wedding venues and ceremonies near Conyer

Conyer is about 4 miles east of Sittingbourne, in Kent. For weddings in Conyer, the van can park on drives, in car parks and yards, and on firm lawns and fields in and around Conyer. We cover all 922 towns and villages across Kent. We serve events right across the region, from Conyer to Canterbury (12 miles away).

Put the station on your invitation: the closest railway station is Teynham station, roughly 1.1 miles south of the centre.

This part of Kent takes in ME9, and we can serve your wedding anywhere in it. Your wedding could be at a house on North Quay and Conyer Road, as long as there’s somewhere for the van. Nearby, we also serve weddings in Teynham Street (1 mile south-east), Deerton Street (1 mile south-east), Teynham (1 mile south), Norton Ash (2 miles south) and Lewson Street (2 miles south). Within a short drive, we also cover Maidstone (14 miles south-west), Ashford (15 miles south), Canterbury (12 miles south-east), Sittingbourne (4 miles west), Whitstable (9 miles east) and Faversham (4 miles south-east).

Other landmarks nearby include Dolphin Sailing Barge Museum (3.1 miles west) and Castle Rough (2.8 miles west).

Map of Conyer © OpenStreetMap contributors

Step by step

We arrive in good time before you want to eat, park the van and get the fryers going. Guests normally gather round the hatch once service starts. For a summer wedding in Conyer, the sun sets at about 9:15pm in late June and about 7:00pm in late September, which means evening fish and chips is often served in daylight in June and July. For autumn and winter weddings, when it’s dark by about 3:50pm in December, plan lighting by the van.

  1. We start with a few details about your wedding.
  2. We check the date and where the van will park, then send a quote.
  3. Timings and the van’s spot are agreed in advance.
  4. We cook to order on the day for your guests.
  5. Everything goes out hot from the hatch, and we pack up afterwards.

Before we arrive

  • Share the timings for the day
  • Give us your final numbers and allergies
  • Give us a contact for the day

How to get a price

A detailed enquiry gets a more accurate quote: the parking spot, access, numbers and serving time. Photos of the spot and the way in help. When you are ready, use our quote form.

Tell us about your event

Planning help

About the food

Cod and chips

For many people, cod and chips is the definitive version. Fried to order in the van, it is hot, crisp and generous.

Pie and chips

Pie and chips gives people a filling alternative to fish, perfect with gravy.

For event organisers in Conyer

For repeat bookings, such as regular staff lunches or annual fairs, let us know your dates early, so we can plan ahead.

For big groups, the service window matters, so we can plan service to match. Sending people up in groups helps.

How we price a fish and chip van for your wedding

There are no hidden charges: the quote reflects:

  • The date and time of year
  • Distance and any road charges
  • Parking and the way in
  • How many people are eating

Distance and any road charges make a difference, so it helps to give us the postcode.

What we need to know

We can quote more accurately with a few details. Here’s what’s useful:

  • Where the van would park
  • Allergies and diets you know about
  • A photo of the space and the way in
  • Access details such as gates and narrow lanes

Each quote is put together for your wedding. Start with your date, and we will confirm whether we’re available that day.

Takeaway run or book a van?

Ordering from a local shop? Call ahead and collect at the last minute. For anything more than a handful of people, a van is typically the easier option.

Collecting fish and chips for a crowd yourself is possible, but it is hard work. By the time you’ve queued, paid and driven back, the batter has gone soft. A van fries it right there, so it is crisp.

Diets, allergies and planning

Tell us about dietary needs and allergies early, and we’ll be straight with you about what’s possible. To make it work smoothly:

  • Ask your venue about catering vans first
  • Plan bins by the hatch
  • Ask about dietary needs on the invitation
  • Ensure we have someone to call on the day

Your venue coordinator or a nominated friend can let us know if things run late, so the food is still fresh.

A string of lights by the hatch makes a great photo.

Questions from Conyer

What’s the nearest station to Conyer?

The closest is Teynham station, roughly 1.1 miles away.

Is Conyer too small for a chip van?

No, we come to small places too. Tell us about lanes, gates and the ground.

How fast is service?

It depends on numbers, the menu and how people arrive. Tell us your numbers and how long you have for food, and we will plan service around it.

What do you bring?

All the cooking happens in the van. Tell us about power, water and bins at the site.

Do you fry it on site?

Yes. We cook inside the van, so food is cooked there and then, rather than made in advance.

Do we need to provide anything?

A suitable spot for the van and permission to park there. Tell us whether there’s power or water nearby and we will confirm the rest.

When should we book?

The sooner the better. Popular dates book up first, so it pays to ask early.

Where will the van go at our venue?

Frequently, if the ground is firm and the venue agrees. We will check access with you and the venue.

Space, access and the venue

The van has to be able to get in and park safely, so a few things need checking. Here’s what we look for:

  • A clear way in, with no low branches, cables or narrow gates
  • Flat, firm ground for the van
  • Permission from the venue or landowner for the van

If you’re unsure, send a picture of the space and the way in, and we will say what we think before you book.

Popular choices

  • Haddock and chips
  • Curry sauce
  • Mushy peas
  • Sausage and chips
  • Evening fish and chips
  • Cod and chips

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  • Fried fresh to order in the van at your event
  • Cod, haddock and chips, sausages and pies
  • The van comes to you: homes, venues, workplaces and fields
  • Served at the time you choose, from the hatch

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