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Party Fish and Chip Van for Conyer events
Fried to order and served hot: a fish and chip van for your party in Conyer and across Kent.
- Garden get-togethers
- Street parties
- Kids’ birthday parties
A chip van near Conyer
Diets, allergies and planning
Good planning keeps every guest safe and happy. Try these:
- Put allergy details in writing
- Arrange an alternative if needed
- Make sure the van can park legally
- Ask guests about allergies when they reply
Let the neighbours know the van is coming, or invite them.
A sign by the hatch with the menu speeds things up.
Party fish and chip van for your party in Conyer
A chip van works for birthdays, garden parties and family celebrations. Everyone from toddlers to grandparents knows what they’re getting. Whether it’s milestone birthdays and anniversaries and engagement parties, we’ll put together a menu of cod and chips, curry sauce and gravy.
In a small place like Conyer, a party in the garden or a nearby field is often the plan. Tell us about lanes and parking, and we’ll plan the route. Tell us about dietary needs and allergies when you enquire, and we will tell you honestly what we can offer before booking.
Conyer questions
We’re gathering after a service at Church of St Mary: can you come?
Yes, at a nearby hall, home or venue with somewhere for the van. Food is typically served at the reception venue rather than the church. Tell us where you will gather.
Do you come out to small places like Conyer?
Not at all. We serve villages and hamlets as well as towns. Let us know about access and parking.
Do you cover Conyer?
Yes. We take the van across London and the South East, and Conyer is within our area. To check your date, fill in our quote form.
Will the van fit on our drive?
It depends on the drive and the access. Mention anything tight, and we’ll tell you honestly.
Can coeliacs eat the battered fish?
No, not as standard: batter is typically made with wheat flour. Tell us about any coeliac guests and we’ll explain the options.
What areas do you cover?
We cover London and the South East, Kent included. See all areas.
Can you come to a street party?
Yes, once the council has agreed the closure. Mention the van in your application.
How far ahead should we book?
The sooner the better. Peak dates go quickly, so it pays to ask early.
Why choose party fish and chip van in Conyer?
Everyone from toddlers to grandparents enjoys it, which makes it perfect for family celebrations.
These are some of the bookings we take in Conyer and Kent:
- Christenings and naming days
- Retirement celebrations
- Big birthdays
- Anniversaries and engagement parties
A christening at Church of St Mary followed by fish and chips on the drive is a simple, popular plan.
Questions to ask before you book
- What happens if plans change
- Any travel, parking or access charges
- When final numbers are due
- Whether there’s a minimum
What comes out of the fryer
Curry sauce
Chip-shop curry sauce is a mild, slightly sweet British classic, perfect with chips or a sausage.
Mushy peas
No fish and chips is complete without mushy peas for many people.
Step by step
Nothing gathers a crowd like the smell of fish and chips. Fish goes into the batter and straight into the fryer, with chips cooked in batches as the queue moves. Sunset in Conyer is about 8:50pm in late May and 9:15pm in late June. If the party runs past dark, the queue and the path to the van need light.
- Send us your date, numbers and address.
- We check access for the van and quote.
- We arrive in good time to set up.
- Everything is fried to order as the queue moves.
- Service is straight from the hatch, then we pack up.
Before we arrive
- Ensure the van can get in
- Let us know who to talk to on the day
- Have a level parking spot ready
Get a quote
Each quote is put together for your party. Start with your date, and we’ll confirm whether we’re available that day.
Related guides
Is a fish and chip van right for your party?
A hog roast is one dish, while a chip van offers fish, sausages and pies. The date matters too: summer Saturdays and December Fridays are the busiest days of the year. It’s worth asking early.
What you get with us
- A menu almost everyone likes
- No kitchen needed
- Fried fresh, not kept warm
- Quick service from the hatch
More for events in Conyer
Before you choose a spot
A good parking spot makes the whole thing easier. We look for:
- Room in front of the hatch for a queue
- Somewhere close to where people will eat
- Permission from the venue or landowner for the van
If in doubt, send us a picture of the spot and we’ll advise.
From the hatch
- Mushy peas
- Chips
- Cod and chips
- Sausage and chips
- Gravy
- Pie and chips
- Curry sauce
- Haddock and chips
Can’t we just order from the chip shop?
A DIY buffet works for small groups. For larger numbers, or when you want hot food, a van takes the pressure off, and nobody has to miss the party.
Frying for a crowd at home isn’t a good idea: big pans of hot oil, children and garden parties do not mix. Leave the frying to a van built for it.
Parties in Conyer: homes, halls and local tips
Conyer is about 4 miles east of Sittingbourne, in Kent. Give us the address of your party in Conyer, and we will plan the route and the parking spot. We cover all 922 towns and villages in Kent, from the larger towns to small villages. Our nearest city page is Canterbury, about 12 miles away.
Guests arriving by train should know that the closest railway station is Teynham station, roughly 1.1 miles south of the centre.
For parties in ME9, we just need to know where the van can park. Whether your party is on North Quay and Conyer Road or a nearby road, we’ll bring the van to you. Other places close to Conyer we cover include Teynham Street (1 mile south-east), Deerton Street (1 mile south-east), Teynham (1 mile south), Norton Ash (2 miles south) and Lewson Street (2 miles south). We also serve nearby towns such as Maidstone (14 miles south-west), Ashford (15 miles south), Canterbury (12 miles south-east), Sittingbourne (4 miles west), Whitstable (9 miles east) and Faversham (4 miles south-east).
A little further out are Dolphin Sailing Barge Museum (3.1 miles west) and Castle Rough (2.8 miles west).
What affects the price in Conyer
Every booking is priced individually, and the price depends on a few things:
- The day of the week
- Parking and the way in
- The minimum booking
- Cod, haddock or both
If you have a budget in mind, tell us, and we will suggest how to make it work. A short menu is frequently the best value.
What to tell us
To speed things up, tell us:
- Anything awkward about the way in
- Rough numbers for adults and children
- Where the van would park
- The venue or postcode
To get a price, send us your details through our quote form. Give us the details of your party, and we’ll check the date and send a price.
- Fried fresh to order in the van at your event
- Cod, haddock and chips, sausages and pies
- The van comes to you: homes, venues, workplaces and fields
- Served at the time you choose, from the hatch