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Fish and chip van for parties in Nettlestead, Kent
Something for almost everyone: cod or haddock in batter, chips, sausages and pies, with mushy peas, curry sauce and gravy. Party fish and chip van in Nettlestead.
- Birthday parties
- Street parties and neighbourhood events
- Kids’ birthday parties
Party fish and chip van in Nettlestead
Party fish and chip van in Nettlestead, fried fresh
There is no need for a venue: a chip van on the drive turns your home into the venue. For garden get-togethers and family parties with children, we’ll put together a menu of sausage and chips, gravy and curry sauce.
In a small place like Nettlestead, a party in the garden or a nearby field is often the plan. Tell us about lanes and parking, and we’ll plan the route. We keep the menu short: a few classics done properly keeps the food fresh and the queue moving.
Nettlestead questions
We’re gathering after a service at St Mary's Church: can you come?
Yes, at a nearby hall, home or venue with somewhere for the van. Food is normally served at the reception venue rather than the church. Tell us where you’ll gather.
Is Nettlestead close to London?
Roughly 28 miles from the centre of London, and we cover it as standard.
What if the weather’s bad?
The weather doesn’t stop the van, because the fryers are inside. Very soft ground can be a problem, so plan a back-up spot on a hard surface.
Is there a kids’ option?
Yes. Sausage and chips is a favourite with children. Tell us how many are coming.
How much space do you need?
Level, firm ground the van can reach, close to where people will eat, and space for a queue. Tell us about gates, lanes and soft ground.
How soon do we need to book?
The sooner the better. Peak dates go quickly, so it pays to ask early.
How fast is service?
That depends on numbers, menu and timing. Tell us your numbers and how long you have for food, and we’ll plan to keep the queue moving.
Will the van fit on our drive?
Often, yes, with a level drive and a clear way in. Send a picture of the drive and the way in.
What the van needs
Most drives, car parks, yards and firm lawns can take the van, but there are a few things to check:
- Space for people to queue at the hatch
- Access wide and high enough for the van
- A spot near your guests
If you are unsure, send a photo of the space and the way in, and we will say what we think before booking.
What we serve
- Chips
- Sausage and chips
- Gravy
- Mushy peas
- Haddock and chips
- Cod and chips
- Pie and chips
- Curry sauce
What affects the price in Nettlestead
The price comes down to a few factors:
- Parking and the way in
- The number of meals
- The minimum booking
- Distance and any road charges
Many fish and chip vans set a minimum, because the van, fuel and travel cost the same for a small group. We will tell you up front.
Getting an accurate quote
To check availability and price, we need:
- The venue or postcode
- The date and time of the event
- The spot you have in mind for the van
- Rough numbers for adults and children
To get a price, fill in our quote form. Tell us about your party in Nettlestead, and we’ll come back with availability and a quote.
A chip van compared with other options
Compared with cooking a barbecue yourself, the host is not stuck cooking all afternoon. Distance and any road charges make a difference, so it helps to give us the postcode.
What you get with us
- We cook inside the van, whatever the weather
- The classic sides: peas, curry sauce and gravy
- Hot food handed straight over
- Everything cooked to order at your event
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What else we do in Nettlestead
Working with your venue
If you are organising for someone else, whether you are a planner, a facilities manager or an organiser, we’ll work directly with you and the venue. It keeps things simple.
Wedding planners and venue coordinators are welcome to contact us directly, and we’ll keep everyone informed on the day.
The menu, dish by dish
Mushy peas
Mushy peas are made from dried marrowfat peas, soaked and cooked until soft. They’re the side most people expect.
Curry sauce
The chip shop’s own curry sauce is mild and a little sweet, great with chips and sausages.
How the day works
We arrive on time, parks where we agreed and the hatch goes up. Once the oil is hot, the first portions go out at the time you asked for. In Nettlestead, a June party has light until about 9:20pm, but by late September sunset is about 7:00pm. Fairy lights by the van help once it gets dark.
- It starts with your date, address and numbers.
- You get an access check and a clear price.
- On the day, we park up and get the fryers going.
- We fry fresh and serve from the hatch as your guests come up.
- We pack up when we are done and leave the pitch tidy.
Getting ready for the day
- Make sure the van can get in
- Let us know who to talk to on the day
- Have a level parking spot ready
Getting a price
Getting a quote is simple: share your date, address, rough numbers and when you’d like to eat. We will send a clear quote that says what’s included.
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Who books party fish and chip van in Nettlestead?
No washing up, no cold buffet to throw away, which makes the morning after much easier.
Whatever the occasion in Nettlestead, fish and chips from the hatch goes down well. We regularly serve:
- Christenings and naming days
- Neighbourhood get-togethers
- Birthday parties
- Kids’ birthday parties
Nearby historic houses include Old Soar Manor (4.3 miles west). For most parties, a home or hall is easier than a historic venue with strict vehicle rules.
Before you book anyone
- When payment is due
- Whether there is a minimum
- The service time, and the cost of running over
- Any travel, parking or access charges
Planning for dietary needs
With a bit of planning, dietary needs are easier to handle. Here are a few tips:
- Tell the neighbours the van is coming
- Ask guests about allergies when they reply
- A photo of the parking spot helps
- Ensure the van can park legally
Keep the queue away from the road.
A few lights around the van look great.
Hosting a chip van party in Nettlestead
Nettlestead is about 5 miles west of Maidstone, in Kent. Nettlestead is well within our area, so all we need is your date, a parking spot and a time to serve. We serve 922 places across Kent. You can also see our page for London, about 28 miles away.
Christenings and naming days frequently start at a local church such as St Mary's Church, with fish and chips at home or in a hall afterwards. For guests coming by train, Wateringbury station is in Nettlestead itself.
Parties anywhere in ME18 start with a parking spot for the van and roughly how many guests. From Henrys Close, Glenleigh Road and Orchard Crescent or a nearby road, we can park up and fry there. We also bring the van to parties in Wateringbury (1 mile north-east), Red Hill (1 mile north-east), Teston (1 mile north-east), Nettlestead Green (1 mile south) and West Farleigh (2 miles east). Larger places within reach include Maidstone (5 miles east), Sittingbourne (15 miles north-east), Sevenoaks (10 miles west), Royal Tunbridge Wells (10 miles south-west), Gravesend (13 miles north) and Tonbridge (7 miles south-west).
Well-known places in the area include Teapot Island (1.9 miles south) and Leybourne Castle (3.8 miles north).
- Pubs nearby include The Railway pub (under half a mile east)
- Fried fresh to order in the van at your event
- Cod, haddock and chips, sausages and pies
- The van comes to you: homes, venues, workplaces and fields
- Served at the time you choose, from the hatch