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Party Fish and Chip Van in Portsmouth
Covering 19 places across Portsmouth for party fish and chip van, fried fresh to order, served from the hatch.
Planning an event in Portsmouth?
Where we cater in Portsmouth
A fish and chip van for birthdays, garden parties and private celebrations. Choose your town from the list to see local details, or tell us about your event for a quote.
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How party fish and chip van works in Portsmouth
Everything is cooked as people come up, not left out on a table for hours. On the menu are sausage and chips, gravy and curry sauce, and we are often booked for neighbourhood get-togethers and birthday parties.
Here’s how the day generally runs: the van arrives and we set up, the oil comes up to temperature, and food goes out hot at the agreed time.
- Start with three things: the date, the place and a rough headcount.
- A picture of the parking spot helps us check the van will fit.
- A week or so before, we confirm timings and numbers.
- The van rolls up, the hatch opens and the fryers get going for your guests.
- Last portion served, we tidy up and head off.
What it costs in Portsmouth
When you compare quotes, check what each one includes: hours, menu, travel, minimum charge and VAT. Our quotes spell it all out.
Why book with us
- Events across Portsmouth
- The queue at the hatch gets people talking
- Nothing for you to cook or clear
- Hot food handed straight over
Ask for a quote
Getting a quote is simple: share your date, address, rough numbers and when you’d like to eat. We’ll come back with a clear quote.
Around Portsmouth
In Portsmouth, that can mean an event near Manor Infant School, Alexandra Park and St Wilfrid. Nearby too are The Druids Arms (less than half a mile north-east), The Portsmouth Academy (under half a mile south-east) and St Edmund's Catholic School (0.7 miles south-west). The closest station to Portsmouth is Fratton station, about 0.9 miles south of the centre. Well-known places in the area include Tricorn Centre (0.7 miles south-west) and Royal Portsmouth Hospital (0.7 miles south-west). Green spaces within easy reach include Milton Locks and Portsdown Hill.
- Local facilities include Southsea (1.9 miles south)
Hosting a chip van party in Portsmouth
From Southsea, Milton and Landport to 0 villages and hamlets, parties in Portsmouth are normally at home or in a local hall. The van works at all of them. Around 19 places in Portsmouth are close to the coast, where we always think about shelter for the queue, and fish and chips feels right at home.
Portsmouth: Christenings and naming days often start at a local church such as St Wilfrid, with fish and chips at home or in a hall afterwards. For guests coming by train, the nearest station is Fratton station, about 0.9 miles south. Midsummer parties in Portsmouth stay bright until about 9:20pm, but by late September sunset is about 7:10pm. Plan lights for the drive and the queue if you’re eating late.
Can’t we just order from the chip shop?
Some hosts try a takeaway order. The problem is timing: big orders take a long time, and the food is cooling while it travels. A van cooks in front of your guests instead.
Ordering from a local shop? Call ahead and collect at the last minute. For anything more than a handful of people, a van is typically the easier option.
Is a fish and chip van right for you?
A buffet is easy but forgettable. A chip van gives guests something to talk about.
What your quote should include
- A clear list of what’s included
- Allergen information for each item
- Any minimum charge
- The van’s size and access needs
Planning for dietary needs
With a little notice, diets are easier to plan for. Our advice:
- Send allergies to us in writing
- Send us a picture of the drive
- Check parking restrictions if the van is on the street
- Plan something for guests whose needs we can’t meet
It’s worth telling the neighbours.
Plan cover in case of showers.
Prices and what affects them
The price comes down to a few factors:
- The number of meals
- The date and time of year
- Distance and any road charges
- Service time
Most vans have a minimum charge, because the van, fuel and travel cost the same for a small group. Ask us what applies to your party.
Getting an accurate quote
For a quote, it helps to have:
- Rough numbers for adults and children
- Dietary needs, with numbers
- How to get in: gates, lanes and ground
- Where you’d like the van to go
We only need a few details to quote: date, address, numbers and serving time. To send them, fill in our quote form.
Occasions we serve in Portsmouth
There’s no kitchen to clear up afterwards.
If you’re planning any of these, we can help:
- Retirement celebrations
- Family reunions
- Street parties and neighbourhood events
- Naming days and christenings
Questions from Portsmouth
Can you cater for allergies?
We provide allergen information for everything we serve. Battered fish contains fish and, in standard batter, gluten. Tell us about allergies in advance.
How soon do we need to book?
Early, particularly for summer Saturdays and Christmas party Fridays. Ask about your date even if it’s soon.
When should we book for a summer party?
As early as you can for summer weekends. Ask about your date.
Can you do something for the children?
Yes. Children generally love sausage and chips. Include them in your numbers.
Does the batter contain gluten?
Standard batter is made with wheat flour, so battered fish contains gluten. Tell us about coeliac guests when you enquire, and we’ll tell you honestly what we can offer.
Who clears up?
We clear the van’s area after service. Tell us where bins can go for people’s paper and trays.
Where can the van park?
A level, firm spot it can drive onto, close to where people will eat, with room for a queue at the hatch. Tell us about gates, lanes and soft ground.
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- Fried fresh to order in the van at your event
- Cod, haddock and chips, sausages and pies
- The van comes to you: homes, venues, workplaces and fields
- Served at the time you choose, from the hatch